Helping my best friend in the WORLD write an essay goes a little like this:

THE ESSAY

Essays are hard

This one's hurting my head

It's leaving me scarred

And I wish I were dead

For the words on the screen

Are spinning around 

I don't know what they mean

And my brain starts to pound

Then the white noise starts fading

Inspiration comes fast

Ideas are invading

And I'm finished, at last!